||[May. 25th, 2006|03:02 pm]
No, my name is not Craig.
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So Laila and I today have decided to start on some new ventures once we win the lottery and make all kinds of money. Here they are:
1. The Eating Disorder Network, or EDN. We would have programming featuring some of the more prominent stars with eating disorders: Tracy Gold (Growing Pains), Nicole Richie(Simple Life), Calista Flockheart(Ally McBeal), and a cast of favorites, including Karen Carpenter. There would be reruns of Growing Pains, Simple Life, Ally McBeal, and a number of afternoon specials and movies.
2. Vitamin Beer. They have vitamin water, smoothies, etc. Why not Vitamin Beer? There will be an IPA, hefeweizen, and a dark for your vitamin drinking needs.
3. Birth-Control Advent Calendars. Why save the advent calendar for the holiday season when you can have one year round? Each day, you spend minutes looking for the right day on the image and simply open your door to get your dose of your favorite birth control drug.
4. Troop Beverly Hills Network or TBHN. This is our favorite idea. This network will feature offerings from any and all members of the cast of Troop Beverly Hills. Includes movies (Hello Again, Poltergeist, Feds), serial dramas (Bev Hills 90210, HIll Street Blues, Karen Sisco), a number of sitcoms (Small Wonder, Punky Brewster, Three's Company, The Ropers, Coach, Cheers, Will and Grace), and even dabble into "reality" television (So NoTORIous). The network will feature twice-daily airings of Troop Beverly Hills one at 12pm for the unemployed, and 9pm for those with jobs.
All ideas listed above are copywritten by Laila and Greg, 2006